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a life in perfect balance

rebecca chapman  - INTUITIVE THERAPIST

Welcome to my Blog

Hey there to you. Welcome to my Margarita-style blog.  We like it salty and sweet here.  Salty language but with sweet truths. Cannot wait to hear if you have any topics you'd like me to cover or even your comments.  Let's do this

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I like it salty and sweet

Expectations, expect, relationship expectations

About two weeks ago I was pissing my pants excited.  I live in a small town and the food is – um – not very adventurous.  I’d heard about a German Bakery Van that would be at the local market.  And it was consuming me.It’s run by a woman whose father had taught her to bake […]

Played by The Neighbourhood Pretzel

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    Picture this.  Gorgeous weather – I’d dragged myself out of bed, and dropped my kids off to kindergarten and school.  Walked to the gym (this was a few years ago – :))  Grabbed locker keys.  Filled my water bottle with chilled water  (has to be ice cold) and headed up two flights of […]

Elliptical Trainers are Dead to Me

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Bad, Relationship

Okay – I’m still stuck on Outlander being different this year – and yes, I realise it’s following the books BUT….. I tend to get obsessed with things, so you’re going to have to bear with me.  🙂 This phenomenon of good TV shows going bad is something I’ve noticed a bit, and I’ve tried […]

When Your Fave TV Show Goes Bad. WTF!!!

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end my marriage

I’m going to hit you with a set of clues, and you can decide which one was the decider for my 1st marriage ending: Playing “Hard to Say I’m Sorry” at our wedding – lyrics “everybody needs a little time away” Me saying “It’s not my fault you are such a stupid human being” less than a […]

The Day Bruce Willis Ended my Marriage

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  Things I fell in love with:The way he breathed.  The way he ate.  The noise he made when he slept.  His smell.  His voice.  His feet.  His hands.  His hair.  His clothes.  HIs car.  His job.  His taste in music.  9 years, 3 kids, one marriage pass byThings that made me go “ick”The way he breathed.  The way he ate.  The noise he made when he slept.  His smell.  His […]

Hit me with your Marriage “icks” . Hit me slowly. Hit me Quick.

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Confused about my relationship

    There is a truckload of confused people walking around out there at the moment.  Blank eyes.  Stares.  Think The Walking Dead.  Have you seen it too?I love a question.  I love an explanation.  I love to pull things absolutely apart and work out how they work.My mum used to have this little plastic […]

Forget Death Adders – I killed a Handy Adder.

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      We don’t eat takeaway food a lot.  I could pretend I am all holier than thou and “clean eating” or whatever trend is happening now.  BUT – my man doesn’t like it – or doesn’t like paying for it – or prefers my cooking – something like that.   So I always […]

How to Apologize Like You Don’t Mean a Word of it.

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marriage counseling

      It was one of those “what does your parent do” show-and-tell thingy’s at school. I wasn’t there but if I could have a dollar for every text or phone call I received after it – I would be swanning around Monaco in my private yacht.  Think – Below Deck on steriods. Angelic […]

The Day I Became the School Floozy…at 30

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Anti-depressant Therapy

  “I worry about being in therapy. I worry about not being in therapy”+ I never, ever worried about being told that I would be entering Withdrawal Therapy. Farewell Prozac my old friend.I won’t be seeing you again.Because the years are softly creeping.And I’ve stopped my crazy weeping.And the vision that was planted in my […]

The Day They Took Away my Beautiful, Magical Anti-Depressants.

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